Batter Up! Bakery

Our delectable delights are made fresh by your home team, from scratch, in tranquil Yucca Valley, California. Each order is carefully crafted with love by our family of dedicated bakers. Our cakes, cookies, and confections are perfect for your next office birthday luncheon, championship title celebration, backyard punk rock concert, front yard punk rock concert, or anything in between!


Browse our creations and select your indulgence! We offer FREE delivery to Yucca Valley, Landers, Joshua Tree, and Morongo Valley with a modest $10 delivery fee for deliveries to Twentynine Palms or the Coachella Valley. Order securely using our online store or give us a call and we'll take your order right over the phone! We will contact you before finalizing your order to make sure we have all the details and delivery information correct.

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Sorry, at this time we do not provide delivery outside of the Morongo Basin and Coachella Valley.

Line Up


Christopher is the oldest in our lineup. He handles the bakery accounting, permitting, and online services.


Kasey is the youngest of our trio. She is in charge of marketing, order taking, and our online presence.


Stephanie is our master baker! She is in charge of ensuring all the yummies we make are as yummy as possible.



  • Do you guys have a store I can go to and to check out your rad desserts?

    Sorry, we currently operate solely out of our compound located deep in the Mojave Desert. Keep in touch and we'll let you know when we open a store!

  • Are you all qualified to be the baddiest bakers around?

    Our bakers have over 50 years of combined experience crafting culinary creations. We are registered with San Bernardino County as a Cottage Food Operation and hold a business license with the Town of Yucca Valley. All of our culinary artists carry food handler cards pursuant to permit requirements. So yes, our badliness is duly warranted.

  • I am completely dissatisfied with everything about your bakery and I need to yell at someone about it!

    You are more than welcome to contact us via phone (760-819-9090) or email ( and speak to our administrative team regarding your concern or complaint. If you believe our baked goods have made you ill, you may contact the San Bernardino County Environmental Health Services Department and file a complaint.

  • Do you cater?

    Yes! Please contact our events coordinator ( or 760-819-9090) to discuss the size, location, theme, and desired desserts for your next wedding, birthday party, family reunion, Romy and Michele's high school reunion, or any other event!

  • I am an anybody, how do you feel about providing services to me?

    We are super stoked to provide delicious desserts to every anybody! However, we do reserve the right to refuse service to anybody (as permitted by local, state, and federal law), just in case. That being said, we encourage everyone to enjoy our desserts regardless of race, sex, gender identification or assignment, species, creed, political affiliation, non-affiliation, religion, spiritual practice, breed, or planet of birth or residency.

  • I need a job!

    We currently are not hiring but please feel free to drop a cover letter and your resume with our admin department ( for consideration when we start looking for new recruits.

  • Help me! What does it all mean, why am I here, what is the point of it all?



While you are enjoying our amazing creations, check out the goods and services of our friends and family!

Make the Call!

If you do not see what you are looking for we would be more than happy to speak to you directly! Contact us for specialty services such as wedding cakes, catering, and fund raisers!